Thursday, February 9, 2017

This is something that has never been really tested and what about women who drive men into some other woman's arms

Before ya'll start saying, Oh my here we go again" Don't. Thing is since the subject did rise earlier as I finally cured my bout with that strange HeeWyin Diseses called Lackanookie. 
In the condition of the needed mission, I thought has this yet been researched? The first time I thought of this was many years back when a competing radio station in Twin Falls, had it where a bunch of college students put their hands on this VW bug when it was reintroduced, but they put their hands on this car. It was a fund raiser for some children's hospital. The contestants would get various merchants at the mall and around town to donate money, for each hour the student could keep their hands on this VW. In the end who ever kept their hands on the car, got to keep it as a prize. The hospital got some extra cash, the radio station got some thumbs up, or kudos, and a determined student got a new VW. So with my affliction of or attraction to ladys in stockings, my more open minded and exotic SheWolf at that time, said why not get one of our SheWolvez or Ladies-of-The Knytes to do the same? Get the gals to get pledges for the time frame, I'd get a thrill and a Hospital would catch some needed bread. Okay then fast forward to 2012. Once HazzardAyre Radio was created and all we thought we'd park LexiBelle in the mall, have a new hot honey to sit on the side of LexiBelle, and me kiss her toes in nylons and set the record, for the amount of time one man could kiss a ladys toes in nylons, with say Guinness . Trouble is outside of the SheWolvez and/or the Ladies-of-theKnytes, we just couldn't find anyone with small enough feet or cute toes that were willing to do the deed. The search continues. That said, if you Google the idea on the subject you come up blank. A bunch of suggestions, but never a real answer. Not even a answer on the possible health effects of inhaling stinky toes/feet for a long period of time. The concept was wrapped around the idea that these,toes.

 This is a Tow truck 
 Now then if you were going to set up a radio network for those in towing and you wanted to make sure you got people to figure out how to pronounce the word TOW in the proper way then what you might do is show the word with its cousin word TOE and then most would get the idea. I know there's a few people out there going , I still don't understand. Okay then. So before Emme Lou, in 1998 I was hot doing syndicated and over the air radio. I had just a bit of bandwidth and the idea of streaming radio had not yet entered the play book yet. So We as a station did three other syndicated programs with the legendary Overdrive Magazine. They were running radio shows like the Overdrive top ten countdown, Overdrive Truckers News . So we took those shows on. Now then, (stay with me here) Overdrive had Country radio host Bill Mack(Leanne Rhymes' Blue) doing the anchor job on those Overdrive shows. He would for free, do what is called intro's and station liners that we could use during the show. For two months Bill, kept pronouncing KTOW as Cow, rather than Tow. So it wasn't until I spelled the word TOW-TOE that he got the idea. Okay fast forward to 2009 in the studio in Gooding Idaho. Emme Lou, saw me always having to hyphenate the two words TOW-TOE. She said why not just scrunch the words together as TOEW? There's no mistake that way. So I did, the Nurse GoodBody suggested we go to the Mall or the area fair, and for say 12 hours or so, have LexiBelle there have her or another gal sit on the side of the truck, and gain publicity for the station, the Club and of course Cooter's A1 Toewing aka Dixie Toewing. Of course that only lasted for two months with us being shut out of our studios by a greedy landlord named Richard Strickland, because of no rent that was caused by some idiot at the Gooding Post Office not finding our mail and delivering it to us, and mail being returned as undeliverable. But the concept was and is valid. And that idea is going to be attempted at this falls Twin Falls County Fair. Where we also be selling beautiful pillows

 made by our Texas Angel, who we will be introducing you to around that time. Wont that be something to look forward to?

Okay then, don't want to end this on a bummer , but I need to. What about some women, that barks so much, and gives a man so much pain that eventually he, searching for relief, goes elsewhere and say's I have had enough. Shelly asked me earlier why I am drawn to cannibus and such chemicals? I responded simply, just look in the mirror, even me as patient and caring as I am, reaches a point to where you start weighing options and thinks, shit I have had enough of this. If its this way before we're hitched what's it going to be like after? Then she was barking about having wolfpups. My thought on that is, if she's this bitchy over the phone and all what would she be like as a mother? What if the wolfpup, talked back or sassed or did something just a bit off? Would she just back hand the kid? Or beat the kid nearly to death because she was filled with rage and emotion?  If and after last night right now its a very big IF we ever do settle down and she moves out west here and we cohabitate. There's going to be months and months of serious mental clinic activity. Long before I say I do. I have flat determined that even if I ever get mated to any female of our human species, that there are 2 things I'm keeping, My Back bone, and my testicles , and one thing that wont happen, me getting Pussy Whipped. It ain't going to happen. If Shelly can't live within the framework, of a high gear overly potent octane canine, biker,towtrucker,pilot, Marine. Then maybe its time to just say, simply she pays her final $600.00 to the Club, and we say we tried and she stays in Florida, and I stay put. With her meanness all the time, what Shelly is doing is pushing me into someone elses arms, if for no other reason than to find some peace. 
HazzardAyre Coast2Coast FM starts in one hour. 
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